The shopping list

imageA few years ago, my dear wife and fun-loving-second son sent me shopping for the following list of items:

— the cheese that goes crunch
— 8 – 1 + “the opposite of down” – with something on the top – more than 2 but less than 4
— strips of pig
— cow with flat corn for a blanket
— “get a rope”
— small stones of the chocolate persuasion
— turkey holder
— cardboard squeezed fruit
— frozen water
— unfrozen water
— not chocolate drink with color
— flavored triangles
— a fiesta in a can
— moo juice
— Chinese ketchup
— chubby bunny stuffing
— pudding

Well, what do you think I brought home?

© Bill Williams, a fellow sojourner
September 10, 2016